This is the place where you can personalize your profile!
But, how?
By moving, adding and personalizing widgets.
You can drag and drop to rearrange.
You can edit widgets to customize them.
The left side has widgets you can add!
Some widgets you can only access when you get a premium membership.
Some widgets have options that are only available when you get a premium membership.
We've split the page into zones!
Certain widgets can only be added to certain zones.
"Why," you ask? Because we want profile pages to have freedom of customization, but also to have some consistency. This way, when anyone visits a deviant, they know they can always find the art in the top left, and personal info in the top right.
Don't forget, restraints can bring out the creativity in you!
Now go forth and astound us all with your devious profiles!
"I can believe in things that are true and I can believe in things that aren't true and I can believe in things where nobody knows if they're true or not. I can believe in Santa Claus, and the Easter Bunny and Marilyn Munroe and the Beatles and Elvis and Mister Ed. Listen -- I believe that people are perfectible, that knowledge is infinite, that the world is run by secret banking cartels and is visited by aliens on a regular basis, nice ones that look like wrinkly lemurs and bad ones who mutilate cattle and want our water and our women. I believe that the future sucks and I believe that the future rocks and I believe that one day White Buffalo Woman is going to come back and kick everyone's ass. I believe that all men are just overgrown boys with deep problems communicating and that the decline in good sex in America is coincident with the decline in drive-in movie theatres from state to state. I believe that all politicians are unprincipled crooks and I still believe that they are better than the alternative. I believe that California is going to sink into the sea when the big one comes, while Florida is going to dissolve into madness and alligators and toxic waste. I believe that antibacterial soap is destroying our resistance to dirt and disease so that one day we'll all be wiped out by the common cold like the Martians in War of the Worlds. I believe that the greatest poets of the last century were Edith Stilwell and Don Marquis, that jade is dried dragon sperm, and that thousands of years ago in a former life I was a one-armed Siberian shaman. I believe that mankind's destiny lies in the stars. I believe that candy really did taste better when I was a kid, that it's aerodynamically impossible for a bumblebee to fly, that light is a wave and a particle, that there's a cat in a box somewhere who's alive and dead at the same time (although if they don't ever open the box to feed it, it'll eventually just be two different kinds of dead), and that there are starts in the universe billions of years older than the universe itself. I believe in a personal god who cares about me and worries and oversees everything I do. I believe in an impersonal god who set the universe in motion and went off to hang with her girlfriends and doesn't even know that I'm alive. I believe in an empty godless universe of casual chaos, background noise, and sheer blind luck. I believe that anyone who says sex is overrated just hasn't done it properly. I believe that anyone who claims to know what's going on will lie about the little things too. I believe in absolute honesty and sensible social lies. I believe in a woman's right to choose, a baby's right to live, that while all human life is sacred there's nothing wrong with the death penalty if you can trust the legal system implicitly, and that no one but a moron would ever trust the legal system. I believe that life is a game, that life is a cruel joke, and that life is what happens when you're alive and that you might as well lie back and enjoy it." She stopped, out of breath.
-- American Gods, pg. 395, Neil Gaiman
I went to find this quote for someone and by the time I had, they didn't need it anymore. What do you believe in?
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Perhaps if he was having some sort of kinky censor sex, or wanted to have his newest sex victim guess his size? ._o - Myx
I believe in Optimus Prime as my savior. If you do too and aren't scared to admit it, copy and paste this in your sig
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Perhaps if he was having some sort of kinky censor sex, or wanted to have his newest sex victim guess his size? ._o - Myx
I believe in Optimus Prime as my savior. If you do too and aren't scared to admit it, copy and paste this in your sig
I am such a loser for laughing at your webcam for like 5 minutes straight.
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There's more than one way to skin a cat.
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Perhaps if he was having some sort of kinky censor sex, or wanted to have his newest sex victim guess his size? ._o - Myx
I believe in Optimus Prime as my savior. If you do too and aren't scared to admit it, copy and paste this in your sig
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Perhaps if he was having some sort of kinky censor sex, or wanted to have his newest sex victim guess his size? ._o - Myx
I believe in Optimus Prime as my savior. If you do too and aren't scared to admit it, copy and paste this in your sig
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こんにちは. ◕‿◕ //x
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